Confession Bear

I still confuse nouns, verbs, adjectives, pronouns and forget what half of them mean

I still confuse nouns, verbs, adjectives, pronouns  and forget what half of them mean  Confession Bear

I SOMETIMES MISS THE URNIALS ON PURPOSE BECAUSE THE JANITORS AT MY SCHOOL ARE ASSHOLES

I SOMETIMES MISS THE URNIALS ON PURPOSE  BECAUSE THE JANITORS AT MY SCHOOL ARE ASSHOLES  Confession Bear

The car accident gif where the driver is ejected, flies though the air, and is run over by a car Made me laugh until I was in tears, and I knew the guy died.

The car accident gif where the driver is ejected, flies though the air, and is run over by a car Made me laugh until I was in tears, and I knew the guy died.  Confession Bear

I secretly hate my brother But I've spent my whole life trying to impress him

I secretly hate my brother But I've spent my whole life trying to impress him  Confession Bear

The only reason I keep tissues in my room Is to clean up after jerking off.

The only reason I keep tissues in my room Is to clean up after jerking off.  Confession Bear

I down voted that picture of your baby Because your baby isn't as cute as that other guy's kitten

I down voted that picture of your baby Because your baby isn't as cute as that other guy's kitten  Confession Bear

My Uncle asked me to be his kid's Godfather I'm not telling him I'm agnostic because I'd lose that privilege

My Uncle asked me to be his kid's Godfather I'm not telling him I'm agnostic because I'd lose that privilege  Confession Bear

After seeing the guy milk the safe for karma I really hope it's rigged to explode

After seeing the guy milk the safe for karma I really hope it's rigged to explode  Confession Bear

I actually enjoy a lot of the newer albums my favorite bands put out Despite the fact that they don't completely conform to their older sounds.

I actually enjoy a lot of the newer albums my favorite bands put out Despite the fact that they don't completely conform to their older sounds.  Confession Bear

I lied about the girls tires

I lied about the girls tires  Confession Bear
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