Confession Bear

People who say they enjoy the taste of straight liquor Are kidding themselves

People who say they enjoy the taste of straight liquor Are kidding themselves  Confession Bear

Lent an opposing player my shin guards for a hockey game After I just recovered from a flesh eating bacteria

Lent an opposing player my shin guards for a hockey game After I just recovered from a flesh eating bacteria  Confession Bear

I'm nice to service workers but I do think less of them

I'm nice to service workers but I do think less of them  Confession Bear

If a black person pulls out a huge stack of money to pay for something I automatically assume they're a drug dealer

If a black person pulls out a huge stack of money to pay for something I automatically assume they're a drug dealer   Confession Bear

I sometimes fake anger So my dogs will show me affection

I sometimes fake anger So my dogs will show me affection   Confession Bear

I wish we didn't find a potential cure for AIDS. Now, everyone is going to say we need to save all the Africans.

I wish we didn't find a potential cure for AIDS.   Now, everyone is going to say we need to save all the Africans.    Confession Bear

When I'm at College I use calling home as a way of procrastinating

When I'm at College I use calling home as a way of procrastinating  Confession Bear

Whenever I see a fat lady with a microphone I know I'm about to hear something ignorant

Whenever I see a fat lady with a microphone I know I'm about to hear something ignorant  Confession Bear

Some times when I'm in a bad mood I'll go to /r/new, and downvote everything I see.

Some times when I'm in a bad mood I'll go to /r/new, and downvote everything I see.  Confession Bear

me: that's a cute dog on your background customer: it's dead

me: that's a cute dog on your background customer: it's dead  Confession Bear
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