Confession Bear

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I CONSTANTLY MASTURBATED TO JASMINE FROM ALADDIN. OOPS.

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I CONSTANTLY MASTURBATED TO JASMINE FROM ALADDIN.  OOPS.  Confession Bear

i don't give a damn about what you think is superior i'm gonna buy what the hell i want too

i don't give a damn about what you think is superior i'm gonna buy what the hell i want too  Confession Bear

When my girlfriend and i argue I nonchalantly use esoteric rhetoric to make her feel dumb

When my girlfriend and i argue I nonchalantly use esoteric rhetoric to make her feel dumb  Confession Bear

someone asked me when the narwahl baconed told him to eat shit because that's the dumbest thing one could ask someone else

someone asked me when the narwahl baconed  told him to eat shit because that's the dumbest thing one could ask someone else  Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish my older brothers weren't sober because I never got to party with them before they joined AA

Sometimes I wish my older brothers weren't sober because I never got to party with them before they joined AA  Confession Bear

I never liked Abercrombie & Fitch It's overpriced and most of the people who wore it were douches

I never liked Abercrombie & Fitch It's overpriced and most of the people who wore it were douches  Confession Bear

I used to like "The Big Bang Theory" before reddit and now I feel like a fucking snob for seeing that it sucks

I used to like

Everytime I see someone post something from 9gag/buzzfeed/etc on facebook I want to be like "I SAW this on reddit weeks ago!", but then don't because I feel like it's stupid to brag about how much time I waste on the internet.

Everytime I see someone post something from 9gag/buzzfeed/etc on facebook I want to be like

I watch what would Ryan lochte do Jeah

I watch what would Ryan lochte do Jeah  Confession Bear

The more talented someone is than me The more I hate them

The more talented someone is than me The more I hate them  Confession Bear
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