Confession Bear

I call the parking police So they get a ticket for interrupting my cigarette

I call the parking police So they get a ticket for interrupting my cigarette  Confession Bear

I am a barista at a busy coffee shop I can't help but use non fat milk when fat people order full fat drinks

I am a barista at a busy coffee shop I can't help but use non fat milk when fat people order full fat drinks  Confession Bear

sometimes i think an america at peace is more fucked than other countries at war

sometimes i think an america at peace is more fucked than other countries at war  Confession Bear

Some acquaintance of mine was talking shit about me and some other friends on twitter I had his twitter on my phone so I blocked all of his followers.

Some acquaintance of mine was talking shit about me and some other friends on twitter I had his twitter on my phone so I blocked all of his followers.  Confession Bear

I wish the cops had killed the Boston bomber because I don't want the feds to torture a 19 year-old kid.

I wish the cops had killed the Boston bomber because I don't want the feds to torture a 19 year-old kid.  Confession Bear

I think all Mexicans smell funny

I think all Mexicans smell funny  Confession Bear

I treat foul batchelor frog memes As actual advice mallard ones

I treat foul batchelor frog memes As actual advice mallard ones  Confession Bear

I've stopped telling my family about my suicidal thoughts Because they don't take anything I say seriously due to my Aspergers.

I've stopped telling my family about my suicidal thoughts   Because they don't take anything I say seriously due to my Aspergers.  Confession Bear

I dont go fapping because of the orgasm I do it because i love the feeling of my legs being asleep afterwards

I dont go fapping because of the orgasm I do it because i love the feeling of my legs being asleep afterwards  Confession Bear

I just used Listerine because I had no beer

I just used Listerine  because I had no beer  Confession Bear
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