Confession Bear

My sister is addicted to heroin and it's tearing my mom up I just don't care

My sister is addicted to heroin and it's tearing my mom up I just don't care  Confession Bear

If you call getting a real job a "Big Girl Job" I hope you're fired before you even show up

If you call getting a real job a

On Facebook, I accept every invitation to every event ...knowing I'm not ever gonna go to a single fucking one of them!

On Facebook, I accept every invitation to every event ...knowing I'm not ever gonna go to a single fucking one of them!  Confession Bear

I hope Farrah Abraham becomes famous So more hot slutty girls will think banging a guy on camera could be their "big break"

I hope Farrah Abraham becomes famous So more hot slutty girls will think banging a guy on camera could be their

I WANT MY ALCOHOLIC SISTER TO HURRY UP AND HIT ROCK BOTTOM SO SHE CAN FINALLY HAVE THE KICK IN THE ASS SHE NEEDS TO TURN HER LIFE AROUND

I WANT MY ALCOHOLIC SISTER TO HURRY UP AND HIT ROCK BOTTOM SO SHE CAN FINALLY HAVE THE KICK IN THE ASS SHE NEEDS TO TURN HER LIFE AROUND  Confession Bear

I run the sink for a few seconds after using the restroom So anyone standing near the door thinks I washed my hands, but I never do

I run the sink for a few seconds after using the restroom So anyone standing near the door thinks I washed my hands, but I never do  Confession Bear

If you're a woman with a hyphenated last name I automatically think you're a bitch

If you're a woman with a hyphenated last name I automatically think you're a bitch  Confession Bear

I'm a dood, and I sit when I pee at home But I lift the seat up after I pee when I'm at my friends house to make it look like i pee standing up

I'm a dood, and I sit when I pee at home But I lift the seat up after I pee when I'm at my friends house to make it look like i pee standing up  Confession Bear

I am not offended by the Westboro Baptist Church Because of their views, I don't see them as human

I am not offended by the Westboro Baptist Church Because of their views, I don't see them as human  Confession Bear

I find it unattractive when girls wear Jordans

I find it unattractive when girls wear Jordans  Confession Bear
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