Confession Bear

My flair for /r/Ameristralia is the Australian flag But I'm an American, who's never even been to Australia

My flair for /r/Ameristralia is the Australian flag But I'm an American, who's never even been to Australia  Confession Bear

When people chew with their mouth open I contemplate methods of strangling them

When people chew with their mouth open I contemplate methods of strangling them  Confession Bear

If someone says "I'm not racist" or "I felt racist" I assume they are racist

If someone says

I like music more when the singer is a dude because I can't connect with the lyrics if a woman is singing

I like music more when the singer is a dude because I can't connect with the lyrics if a woman is singing  Confession Bear

I post lots of comments So I can take that precious karma I give myself

I post lots of comments So I can take that precious karma I give myself  Confession Bear

I think Bobby Moynihan Is funnier than Chris Farley.

I think Bobby Moynihan  Is funnier than Chris Farley.  Confession Bear

I like pages of sponsored stories for companies that I hate It directly hurts the company

I like pages of sponsored stories for companies that I hate It directly hurts the company  Confession Bear

I LIKE THE SMELL OF MY OWN FARTS.

 I LIKE THE SMELL OF MY OWN FARTS.  Confession Bear

I DID NOT CARE FOR THE BIG LEBOWSKI

I DID NOT CARE FOR THE BIG LEBOWSKI  Confession Bear

I copy characters on TV Because I don't know who I am

I copy characters on TV Because I don't know who I am  Confession Bear
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