Confession Bear

I visit my dead grandparents' tombstones More than I visit my living grandmother

I visit my dead grandparents' tombstones More than I visit my living grandmother  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I fart while walking I pretend it is exhaust from an afterburner. Of course it makes me go faster so I walk faster

Sometimes when I fart while walking I pretend it is exhaust from an afterburner. Of course it makes me go faster so I walk faster  Confession Bear

When my sister was 1, I took her on a slide at McDonald's and she pulled something in her knee I blamed my little brother and he even thought he did it

When my sister was 1, I took her on a slide at McDonald's and she pulled something in her knee I blamed my little brother and he even thought he did it  Confession Bear

I think Democrats should not be allowed to vote

I think Democrats should not be allowed to vote  Confession Bear

I've been watching Revolution

I've been watching Revolution  Confession Bear

I told them it was residual residue from having sex with my girlfriend I had actually just wacked off utilizing chapstick as lube

I told them it was residual residue from having sex with my girlfriend I had actually just wacked off utilizing chapstick as lube  Confession Bear

I don't think Ryan Gosling is that attractive.

I don't think Ryan Gosling is that attractive.  Confession Bear

People think my deployment gave me PTSD I don't have PTSD, I'm just depressed because I can't find a job

People think my deployment gave me PTSD  I don't have PTSD, I'm just depressed because I can't find a job  Confession Bear

When I see people on reddit or facebook hating on a rapper/hip hop artist I assume it's because you're racist.

When I see people on reddit or facebook hating on a rapper/hip hop artist I assume it's because you're racist.  Confession Bear

I don't actually click TIL links I just assume I learned everything I wanted to learn from the summary.

I don't actually click TIL links I just assume I learned everything I wanted to learn from the summary.  Confession Bear
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