Confession Bear

I get my roommate high because I know he won't go to class...

I get my roommate high because I know he won't go to class...  Confession Bear

I can't use eye drops anymore Because in elementary school kids would hold me down and take turns spitting in my eyes

I can't use eye drops anymore Because in elementary school kids would hold me down and take turns spitting in my eyes  Confession Bear

I'M FUCKING DRUNK AT THIS VERY MOMENT

I'M FUCKING DRUNK AT THIS VERY MOMENT  Confession Bear

I know of more Reddit celebrities than I do of actual celebrities

I know of more Reddit celebrities than I do of actual celebrities  Confession Bear

When I check the fitting rooms I hope I accidentally catch a girl changing

When I check the fitting rooms I hope I accidentally catch a girl changing   Confession Bear

I'm much crazier than your ex But smart enough to hide it

I'm much crazier than your ex But smart enough to hide it  Confession Bear

I click on reddit links I'm not interested in... just so I know they aren't new.

I click on reddit links I'm not interested in... just so I know they aren't new.  Confession Bear

I sometimes down vote very popular posts In an attempt to feel better about mine.

I sometimes down vote very popular posts In an attempt to feel better about mine.  Confession Bear

When I see memes as campaign flyers I vote for the other guy because I find them cliche and unoriginal

When I see memes as campaign flyers I vote for the other guy because I find them cliche and unoriginal  Confession Bear

I actually prefer the center brownies

I actually prefer the center brownies  Confession Bear
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