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My wife smoked pot through all three pregnancies My kids are healthy and test at advanced levels

My wife smoked pot through all three pregnancies My kids are healthy and test at advanced levels Confession Bear
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My roommate is gone for the weekend and all i've done is masturbate

My roommate is gone for the weekend and all i've done is masturbate Confession Bear
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I half-ass almost everything and put up with being yelled at that way when I do it normally people will have lowered their expectations for me and I'll receive more praise

I half-ass almost everything and put up with being yelled at that way when I do it normally people will have lowered their expectations for me and I'll receive more praise Confession Bear
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I really cant stand Donald Trump But I think celebrity apprentice is an amazing show

I really cant stand Donald Trump But I think celebrity apprentice is an amazing show Confession Bear
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I have a friend who really likes me and comes over at night I don't like her but I lead her on because I really like to spoon.

I have a friend who really likes me and comes over at night I don't like her but I lead her on because I really like to spoon. Confession Bear
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i pretend to be asleep when my roommate gets home so i won't have to talk to him

i pretend to be asleep when my roommate gets home so i won't have to talk to him Confession Bear
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i stopped smoking weed two years ago and all the people i thought were my friends stopped hanging out with me

i stopped smoking weed two years ago and all the people i thought were my friends stopped hanging out with me Confession Bear
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Snuck a visit to the pizza buffet after work Wife suggested pizza for dinner and I said yes

Snuck a visit to the pizza buffet after work Wife suggested pizza for dinner and I said yes Confession Bear
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I love the smell of my own farts but when someone else farts i want to stab them in the throat.

I love the smell of my own farts but when someone else farts i want to stab them in the throat. Confession Bear
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Somebody was being very rude to me at checkout today So I told them to go fuck themselves

Somebody was being very rude to me at checkout today So I told them to go fuck themselves Confession Bear
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