Confession Bear

I use the handicap stall to go poop Because the seat is at a more comfortable height

I use the handicap stall to go poop Because the seat is at a more comfortable height  Confession Bear

I think dance moms is some serious pedo shit

I think dance moms  is some serious pedo shit   Confession Bear

I don't show my friends Reddit on my phone Because they'll see the subreddits I'm subscribed too

I don't show my friends Reddit on my phone Because they'll see the subreddits I'm subscribed too  Confession Bear

When I tail-gate you on the freeway It's because I want to be in your slipstream and get better MPG

When I tail-gate you on the freeway It's because I want to be in your slipstream and get better MPG  Confession Bear

Sometimes at work I just go and sit on the toilet to kill time No pooping, mostly redditing

Sometimes at work I just go and sit on the toilet to kill time No pooping, mostly redditing  Confession Bear

I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE NORTH KOREA INTO A FUCKING PARKING LOT

I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE NORTH KOREA INTO A FUCKING PARKING LOT  Confession Bear

When I tell you, "I'm bad with names" I really mean, "you weren't interesting or important enough to remember"

When I tell you,

When I see those fly stickers in urinals I pee anywhere but on that sticker

When I see those fly stickers in urinals I pee anywhere but on that sticker  Confession Bear

I once failed a test in high school Incest

I once failed a test in high school Incest  Confession Bear

I thought Mind of Mencia was actually funny

I thought Mind of Mencia was actually funny  Confession Bear
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