Confession Bear

Today I super glued a quarter to the floor at the office just to watch my overweight boss struggle to pick it up.

Today I super glued a quarter to the floor at the office just to watch my overweight boss struggle to pick it up.   Confession Bear

My Teacher asked me to install ad-blocker for google chrome on her laptop Actually signed her up for catblocker and now she is always complaining about the amount of cat pictures that websites use

My Teacher asked me to install ad-blocker  for google chrome on her laptop Actually signed her up for catblocker and now she is always complaining about the amount of cat pictures that websites use  Confession Bear

I sometimes steal money from my poor grandmother To buy videogames

I sometimes steal money from my poor grandmother To buy videogames  Confession Bear

I can't piss in public restrooms Unless I sit down in a stall

I can't piss in public restrooms Unless I sit down in a stall  Confession Bear

IM GLAD CNN IS CATCHING HELL I ACTUALLY LIKE FOX NEWS

IM GLAD CNN IS CATCHING HELL I ACTUALLY LIKE FOX NEWS  Confession Bear

I didn't care about the Boston manhunt. At all.

 I didn't care about the Boston manhunt. At all.   Confession Bear

I'm not as impressed with Boston's response to the bombing, because I feel that they should have been able to prevent it with proper security in the first place.

I'm not as impressed with Boston's response to the bombing, because I feel that they should have been able to prevent it with proper security in the first place.  Confession Bear

I piss in the tub even if I'm not taking a shower.

I piss in the tub even if I'm not taking a shower.  Confession Bear

I jacked off into my roommate's gallon of milk the night before he made lasagna. When he offered me some, I ate it.

I jacked off into my roommate's gallon of milk the night before he made lasagna. When he offered me some, I ate it.  Confession Bear

I'm a huge geek and I actually enjoy The Big Bang Theory

I'm a huge geek and I actually enjoy The Big Bang Theory  Confession Bear
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