Confession Bear

IF YOUR CHILD HAS TWO FIRST NAMES I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU ARE WHITE TRASH TORNADO BAIT

IF YOUR CHILD HAS TWO FIRST NAMES I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU ARE WHITE TRASH TORNADO BAIT  Confession Bear

I think some musicians that are less popular Are actually more talented than some of the top sellers

I think some musicians that are less popular Are actually more talented than some of the top sellers  Confession Bear

I like to piss on the toilet paper in public restrooms It doesn't get any better for the fake potted plants in there either.

I like to piss on the toilet paper in public restrooms It doesn't get any better for the fake potted plants in there either.  Confession Bear

I would rather get four upvotes for battlestar galactica OC than 5,000 for circlejerk

I would rather get four upvotes for battlestar galactica OC than 5,000 for circlejerk  Confession Bear

I lose a lot of respect for people when I find out that they do drugs.

I lose a lot of respect for people when I find out that they do drugs.  Confession Bear

When people use memes in real life I automatically start to hate them

When people use memes in real life I automatically start to hate them  Confession Bear

I used to sleep with my mom so I could touch her Vagina When I was 11

I used to sleep with my mom so I could touch her Vagina When I was 11  Confession Bear

I pretend to be a girl online So I can feel wanted

I pretend to be a girl online So I can feel wanted  Confession Bear

Friend applied for a military job that required a security clearance Told the interviewer that he has a problem with authority

Friend applied for a military job that required a security clearance Told the interviewer that he has a problem with authority  Confession Bear

That mallard is changing my life for the better

That mallard is changing my life for the better  Confession Bear
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