Confession Bear

i make shit up for karma

i make shit up for karma  Confession Bear

i have never tasted egg nog

i have never tasted egg nog  Confession Bear

i've been an i'v drug user for six months my best friends still have no clue.

i've been an i'v drug user for six months my best friends still have no clue.  Confession Bear

I make up stories for easy karma

I make up stories for easy karma  Confession Bear

I keep rationalizing the addictions i'm developing as being part of a phase that has no end in sight

I keep rationalizing the addictions i'm developing as being part of a phase that has no end in sight  Confession Bear

I once reposted something that made it to the front page

I once reposted something that made it to the front page  Confession Bear

I tell people I don't want kids Because I don't think I can have them.

I tell people I don't want kids Because I don't think I can have them.   Confession Bear

I wank out of my window to see how far I can shoot my load

I wank out of my window to see how far I can shoot my load  Confession Bear

When my roommate reads reddit posts to me I fake laughter so he doesn't feel bad

When my roommate reads reddit posts to me I fake laughter so he doesn't feel bad  Confession Bear

When my military friends go away I "keep their girlfriends company"

When my military friends go away I
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