Confession Bear

My partner turned me down for sex last night.. so I waited till she slept, and reduced my chances of prostate cancer

My partner turned me down for sex last night.. so I waited till she slept, and reduced my chances of prostate cancer  Confession Bear

I saw your post about how you go to the gym and keep yourself in shape. Still Not Attractive

I saw your post about how you go to the gym and keep yourself in shape. Still Not Attractive  Confession Bear

When a girl is religious it is a huge turnoff to me

When a girl is religious it is a huge turnoff to me  Confession Bear

One of my really good friends killed herself recently after she broke up with her boyfriend That exboyfriend is now hitting on me, and it's something that's making me despise him and I don't think I can forgive him for.

One of my really good friends killed herself recently after she broke up with her boyfriend That exboyfriend is now hitting on me, and it's something that's making me despise him and I don't think I can forgive him for.  Confession Bear

My roommate wouldn't get off the toilet, so I peed in his sink.

My roommate wouldn't get off the toilet,  so I peed in his sink.  Confession Bear

I think it's easier to get karma in r/atheism than r/trees

 I think it's easier to get karma in r/atheism than r/trees  Confession Bear

I'm too lazy to look up what FTFY means So i think it means: "for the filthy young"

I'm too lazy to look up what FTFY means So i think it means:

I have been secretly reading everything my boyfriend posts on reddit because I'm looking for something to pick a fight worth breaking up over

I have been secretly reading everything my boyfriend posts on reddit because I'm looking for something to pick a fight worth breaking up over  Confession Bear

Every time I see someone driving and talking on the phone I hope that I see them get into a wreck, only to laugh at their stupidity.

Every time I see someone driving and talking on the phone I hope that I see them get into a wreck, only to laugh at their stupidity.  Confession Bear

I got dumped I'm not upset because my dad bought me ice cream and alcohol to "cheer me up" even though I was fine.

I got dumped I'm not upset because my dad bought me ice cream and alcohol to
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