Confession Bear

I've been waiting all day for Easter to be over. So I can masturbate without feeling terrible about it.

I've been waiting all day for Easter to be over. So I can masturbate without feeling terrible about it.  Confession Bear

I leave an empty bowl with a "take one" sign on my porch so the kids think someone else took all the candy

I leave an empty bowl  with a

My former boss has viral meningitis I keep hoping for the news of his death

My former boss has viral meningitis I keep hoping for the news of his death  Confession Bear

I just heard about the bombings at the boston marathon Immediately blamed muslims

I just heard about the bombings at the boston marathon Immediately blamed  muslims  Confession Bear

i really hope the boston bombing wasn't North Korea i don't want a nuclear war

i really hope the boston bombing wasn't North Korea i don't want a nuclear war  Confession Bear

I think that all advice animal meme's belong in r/cringepics

I think that all advice animal meme's belong in r/cringepics  Confession Bear

I believe in the first amendment but those fuckers from Westboro Baptist Church should shut up

I believe in the first amendment but those fuckers from Westboro Baptist Church should shut up  Confession Bear

I watch stand up comedy shows Because it feels like someone's talking to me.

I watch stand up comedy shows Because it feels like someone's talking to me.  Confession Bear

I am a ORANGERED! ..and I upvoted a goddamn periwinkle because it had katy perrys tits in it. Caption 3 goes here

I am a ORANGERED! ..and I upvoted a goddamn periwinkle because it had katy perrys tits in it. Caption 3 goes here  Confession Bear

I took a poop in the potty this morning It was big

I took a poop in the potty this morning It was big  Confession Bear
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