Confession Bear

Sometimes I drink So I'll be hungover the next day and won't feel bad I have no plans.

Sometimes I drink  So I'll be hungover the next day and won't feel bad I have no plans.   Confession Bear

I called in a noise complaint on my flatmates party Because i'm fucking sick of his partying, screaming, and him generally being obnoxious.

I called in a noise complaint on my flatmates party Because i'm fucking sick of his partying, screaming, and him generally being obnoxious.  Confession Bear

I tell people I made the front page of reddit twice This is my first post

I tell people I made the front page of reddit twice This is my first post  Confession Bear

I got an interview for a college I really wanted in to, but was 2 minutes late It turned out to be a group interview and my social anxiety kicked in and I left. I didn't want to have to walk into a room with people staring at me.

I got an interview for a college I really wanted in to, but was 2 minutes late It turned out to be a group interview and my social anxiety kicked in and I left. I didn't want to have to walk into a room with people staring at me.  Confession Bear

I don't mind the screech from chalkboards because I think its funny how others react

I don't mind the screech from chalkboards because I think its funny how others react  Confession Bear

I regularly troll vegetarians and vegans for acting superior even though I'm a vegetarian

I regularly troll vegetarians and vegans for acting superior even though I'm a vegetarian  Confession Bear

If you constantly talk crap about people behind their back I assume you do the same when I'm not around

If you constantly talk crap about people behind their back I assume you do the same when I'm not around   Confession Bear

I enjoy working events at elementary schools Because I can fart a lot and everyone blames it on the kids.

I enjoy working events at elementary schools Because I can fart a lot and everyone blames it on the kids.  Confession Bear

Whenever I'm late to work I bring doughnuts and blame the little Asian lady.

Whenever I'm late to work I bring doughnuts and blame the little Asian lady.  Confession Bear

I don't know why but for some reason I'm glad Kanye West was an asshole to Taylor Swift. I don't trust her.

I don't know why but for some reason I'm glad Kanye West was an asshole to Taylor Swift. I don't trust her.  Confession Bear
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