Confession Bear

Just agreed to resign the year long lease with my 5 roomates I hate them all

Just agreed to resign the  year long lease with my 5 roomates I hate them all  Confession Bear

When I use the restroom and no one else is in it and there's a powered hand dryer I don't wash my hands but turn on the dryer so when I walk out, people hear it and think I washed because I'm lazy

When I use the restroom and no one else is in it and there's a powered hand dryer I don't wash my hands but turn on the dryer so when I walk out, people hear it and think I washed because  I'm lazy   Confession Bear

tl;dr: I'm an asshole

 tl;dr: I'm an asshole  Confession Bear

I have no sympathy for girls who claim that they were raped when they were drunk because they knew that they would be unable to make clear decisions when they got drunk

I have no sympathy for girls who claim that they were raped when they were drunk because they knew that they would be unable to make clear decisions when they got drunk  Confession Bear

I actually kind of like... Turkey Bacon

I actually kind of like... Turkey Bacon  Confession Bear

I steal strawberries from work and I am not ashamed

I steal strawberries
from work and I am not 
ashamed  Confession Bear

During March Madness I cheer for Duke

During March Madness I cheer for Duke  Confession Bear

I dont get any more enjoyment reading this meme I just make these to impress reddit.

I dont get any more enjoyment reading this meme I just make these to impress reddit.  Confession Bear

I let foreigners continue to think Australia is far more dangerous than it actually is... ...because it makes me feel tough.

I let foreigners continue to think Australia is far more dangerous than it actually is... ...because it makes me feel tough.  Confession Bear

Old Meme Day Was the most I've laughed on Reddit in a long time.

Old Meme Day Was the most I've laughed on Reddit in a long time.  Confession Bear
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