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Whenever I have to spell beautiful I have to say the Bruce Almighty line "B-E-A-U-TIFUL

Whenever I have to spell beautiful I have to say the Bruce Almighty line
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If you have a southern accent I automatically think you are less intelligent

If you have a southern accent I automatically think you are less intelligent Confession Bear
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I only learned who Snoo was Today

I only learned who Snoo was Today Confession Bear
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fast and furious 6 is a rancid movie. the only part i liked was watching red coats get their ass beat.

fast and furious 6 is a rancid movie. the only part i liked was watching red coats get their ass beat. Confession Bear
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If my wife promises sexual favors during the day, & doesn't follow through at bedtime I beat off into her conditioner

If my wife promises sexual favors during the day, & doesn't follow through at bedtime I beat off into her conditioner Confession Bear
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Deep down we all knew the government was keeping tabs on us We just didn't want to believe it

Deep down we all knew the government was keeping tabs on us We just didn't want to believe it Confession Bear
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I say I'm going to clean the restrooms every morning at work instead, I lock the door and spend half an hour taking a dump.

I say I'm going to clean the restrooms every morning at work instead, I lock the door and spend half an hour taking a dump. Confession Bear
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I would pretend to be a fortune teller when I was younger I would read people's palms and tell them they were going to have a bright future with a big house and swimming pool. Then I would spit in there hand.

I would pretend to be a fortune teller when I was younger I would read people's palms and tell them they were going to have a bright future with a big house and swimming pool. Then I would spit in there hand. Confession Bear
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I act like I think being a dog person is better than being a cat person but the only reason I don't own a cat too is because I'm horribly allergic to them.

I act like I think being a dog person is better than being a cat person but the only reason I don't own a cat too is because I'm horribly allergic to them. Confession Bear
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I hate college I only go to class to keep up appearances for my parents until I can move out of the house

I hate college I only go to class to keep up appearances for my parents until I can move out of the house Confession Bear
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