Confession Bear

If you end one of these with "I assume you're a..." I fucking hate you

If you end one of these with

i pretend im saying hi to bali zoo visitors i just want to show them my balls

i pretend im saying hi to bali zoo visitors i just want to show them my balls  Confession Bear

WHenever i see someone drive recklessly i hope they get into an accident

WHenever i see someone drive recklessly i hope they get into an accident  Confession Bear

I feel that I'm left out of nerd groups because I don't watch doctor who

I feel that I'm left out of nerd groups  because I don't    watch doctor who  Confession Bear

I only read the TL;DR

I only read the TL;DR  Confession Bear

I rate women's intelligence level On how high their pony-tail is on their head

I rate women's intelligence level On how high their pony-tail is on their head  Confession Bear

My band mates prick of a little brother killed himself last week And i couldn't be more happy

My band mates prick of a little brother killed himself last week  And i couldn't be more happy  Confession Bear

If you speed past me i secretly hope a cop is waiting ahead

If you speed past me  i secretly hope a cop is waiting ahead  Confession Bear

WHEN I GET INVITED TO A SMALL PARTY ON FACEBOOK I CHECK THE ATTENDING LIST AND FIGURE OUT WHICH GIRLS I'M GOING TO HIT ON

WHEN I GET INVITED TO A SMALL PARTY ON FACEBOOK I CHECK THE ATTENDING LIST AND FIGURE OUT WHICH GIRLS I'M GOING TO HIT ON  Confession Bear

i did something give me karma

i did something give me karma  Confession Bear
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