Confession Bear

When I see a windows screenshot I judge the person based on what's pinned to their taskbar

When I see a windows screenshot I judge the person based on what's pinned to their taskbar  Confession Bear

I haven't done laundry Since thanksgiving

I haven't done laundry Since thanksgiving  Confession Bear

I don't care about DNA storage where is my jetpack

I don't care about DNA storage  where is my jetpack  Confession Bear

Sometimes I tell girls I'm out drinking When I'm really just eating soup alone in my dorm

Sometimes I tell girls I'm out drinking When I'm really just eating soup alone in my dorm  Confession Bear

I like my girlfriend's pussy more than I like her

I  like my girlfriend's pussy more than I like her  Confession Bear

If one of my facebook friends posts a witty status I google it first to see if they stole it from the internet

If one of my facebook friends posts a witty status  I google it first to see if they stole it from the internet  Confession Bear

I haven't laughed at r/funny in 2 years

I haven't laughed at r/funny in 2 years  Confession Bear

IF YOU USE THE WORD "SIR" I AUTOMATICALLY THINK THAT YOU'RE A KARMA WHORE

IF YOU USE THE WORD

I tell my wife I have severe diarrhea So I can read in peace in the bathroom

I tell my wife I have severe diarrhea  So I can read in peace in the bathroom  Confession Bear

a girl that has sideburns? if you grow them out you're actually pretty cute

a girl that has sideburns? if you grow them out you're actually pretty cute  Confession Bear
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