Confession Bear

Sexy American girl's Flight back home is in 20mins and she hasn't been seen all day Hopefully glad i get to share a dorm with her one more night so i can make my move, Unless death by Tuk Tuk.

Sexy American girl's Flight back home is in 20mins and she hasn't been seen all day Hopefully glad i get to share a dorm with her one more night so i can make my move, Unless death by Tuk Tuk.  Confession Bear

I tell people my parents are dead or I don't know them Really I moved to Boston to start a new life and never talk to them again

I tell people my parents are dead or I don't know them Really I moved to Boston to start a new life and never talk to them again  Confession Bear

WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, I REGULARLY ATTENDED MY CHURCH'S YOUTH GROUP BECAUSE RELIGIOUS GIRLS WERE THE EASIEST TO CONVINCE TO HAVE SEX

WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, I REGULARLY ATTENDED MY CHURCH'S YOUTH GROUP BECAUSE RELIGIOUS GIRLS WERE THE EASIEST TO CONVINCE TO HAVE SEX  Confession Bear

When I start a new job I request Sundays off for church even though I'm an atheist

When I start a new job I request Sundays off for church even though I'm an atheist  Confession Bear

For the last two summers, I've been killing all the spiders in my back yard with a BBQ lighter I loved hunting those cunts and now I don't have to deal with them and their goddamn webs

For the last two summers, I've been killing all the spiders in my back yard with a BBQ lighter I loved hunting those cunts and now I don't have to deal with them and their goddamn webs  Confession Bear

I hate everyone close to me. But i don't say anything because i dont want to be alone.

I hate everyone close to me. But i don't say anything because i dont want to be alone.  Confession Bear

THE ONLY REASON I STAND MEXICANS IS BECAUSE OF TACOS

THE ONLY REASON I STAND MEXICANS IS BECAUSE OF TACOS  Confession Bear

I told my coworker I was buying a magazine with Kim Kardashian on the cover for my mom to read about her diet I'm actually using it to jack off

I told my coworker I was buying a magazine with Kim Kardashian on the cover for my mom to read about her diet I'm actually using it to jack off  Confession Bear

I wish a woman would date me for my money It would be a lot less effort

I wish a woman would date me for my money It would be a lot less effort  Confession Bear

9GAG WAS MY GATEWAY DRUG BEFORE I LEARNED ABOUT REDDIT

9GAG WAS MY GATEWAY DRUG BEFORE I LEARNED ABOUT REDDIT  Confession Bear
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