Confession Bear

I Drink bourbon neat in public but make myself white russians with cake flavored vodka at home

I Drink bourbon neat in public but make myself white russians with cake flavored vodka at home  Confession Bear

Whenever I get into a thread argument and say, "you're wrong, but I won't downvote you for it" I still actually downvote you for it.

Whenever I get into a thread argument and say,

Everytime I scratch MY BAlls I sniff my fingers

Everytime  I scratch MY BAlls I sniff my fingers  Confession Bear

I cryofroze my semen and had a vasectomy I'll have children when I'm damn well ready

I cryofroze my semen and had a vasectomy I'll have children when I'm damn well ready  Confession Bear

The only reason I found out about reddit Is because of 9gag

The only reason I found out about reddit Is because of 9gag  Confession Bear

I called out of work "sick" today when I wasn't and went to the gym at noon. I saw my boss there who was "working from home" today. We both agreed not to tell the rest of the office.

I called out of work

I think Reddit is better in the evening because we upload better content

I think Reddit is better in the evening   because we upload better content  Confession Bear

When my roommate buys the newest blurays I always steal the digital copy code and put it back in the case like nothing happened

When my roommate buys the newest blurays I always steal the digital copy code and put it back in the case like nothing happened  Confession Bear

Sometimes I buy Midol at Wal-Greens so it appears that I have a girlfriend

Sometimes I buy Midol at Wal-Greens so it appears that I have a girlfriend  Confession Bear

I tell people I'm doing well when they ask but the truth is I'm more alone and depressed than I ever have been.

I tell people I'm doing well when they ask but the truth is I'm more alone and depressed than I ever have been.   Confession Bear
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