Confession Bear

Last year I ejaculated on my bedroom floor and didn't bother to clean it up My sister came in my room to borrow my laptop and stepped in it.... SHES 8 YEARS OLD

 Last year I ejaculated on my bedroom floor and didn't bother to clean it up My sister came in my room to borrow my laptop and stepped in it....
SHES 8 YEARS OLD  Confession Bear

i traded four pokemon cards for my girlfriend's engagement ring

i traded four pokemon cards for my girlfriend's engagement ring  Confession Bear

I don't think robert downey Jr. is a great actor because every role he's famous for is the same

I don't think robert downey Jr. is a great actor because every role he's famous for is the same  Confession Bear

I still call my Mom and Dad; Mommy and Daddy I'm almost 19 and a guy

I still call my Mom and Dad; Mommy and Daddy I'm almost 19 and a guy  Confession Bear

I refuse to read the Harry Potter books Because I believe they're meant for kids

I refuse to read the Harry Potter books Because I believe they're meant for kids  Confession Bear

My friends think I'm poor because I serve food on paper plates I'm actually too lazy to wash dishes.

My friends think I'm poor because I serve food on paper plates I'm actually too lazy to wash dishes.  Confession Bear

I told all my friends i was attending a university after high school i am going to stop contacting my friends and actually attend a community college

I told all my friends i was attending a university after high school i am going to stop contacting my friends and actually attend a community college  Confession Bear

most mornings i just grab some gum instead of brushing my teeth

most mornings i just grab some gum  instead of brushing my teeth  Confession Bear

I never make this face when i confess

I never make this face when i confess   Confession Bear

I never read death of a salesman back in junior year of highschool I just watched the movie because reading the play was too hard

I never read death of a salesman back in junior year of highschool I just watched the movie because reading the play was too hard  Confession Bear
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