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The biggest reason I'm happy freshman year is over and I'm out of the dorms I don't have to worry about my roommates hearing me while I masturbate.

The biggest reason I'm happy freshman year is over and I'm out of the dorms I don't have to worry about my roommates hearing me while I masturbate. Confession Bear
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My whole family thinks I'm in engineering school now I've been in and out of homeless shelters and friend's apartments for the last 8 months

My whole family thinks I'm in engineering school now I've been in and out of homeless shelters and friend's apartments for the last 8 months Confession Bear
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Costco called and said my contacts were ready even though I'd already picked them up. Made pregnant worker dig around on hands and knees for 20 minutes before she ordered me another free pair.

Costco called and said my contacts were ready even though I'd already picked them up. Made pregnant worker dig around on hands and knees for 20 minutes before she ordered me another free pair. Confession Bear
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I miss my deceased father so much but I'm having a bitch of a time with quitting drinking since his funeral.

I miss my deceased father so much but I'm having a bitch of a time with quitting drinking since his funeral. Confession Bear
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Up until last year, I've always thought that Rick Astley's last name was "Roll"

Up until last year, I've always thought that Rick Astley's last name was
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I kill and eat male cubs So i don't later have to compete with them for mates and food

I kill and eat male cubs So i don't later have to compete with them for mates and food Confession Bear
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I LIKE TO TAKE MY FAVORITE MOVIES AND IMAGINE I MADE THEM

I LIKE TO TAKE MY FAVORITE MOVIES AND IMAGINE I MADE THEM Confession Bear
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I only cook for my boyfriend So he gets too fat to leave me

I only cook for my boyfriend So he gets too fat to leave me Confession Bear
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I hate giving money to charity because they will never stop sending me junk mail

I hate giving money to charity because they will never stop sending me junk mail Confession Bear
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I hate both Iron Man and R Downey Jr.

I hate both Iron Man and R Downey Jr. Confession Bear
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