Confession Bear

After I take a huge crap I look down in the toilet and feel I accomplished something.

After I take a huge crap I look down in the toilet and feel I accomplished something.  Confession Bear

Everytime there's snow on the road people start driving like Asians.

Everytime there's snow on the road people start driving like Asians.    Confession Bear

Anytime I see someone with a cracked smartphone screen I automatically think of them being clumsy

Anytime I see someone with a cracked smartphone screen I automatically think of them being clumsy  Confession Bear

I think that any boob is a good boob

I think that any boob is a good boob  Confession Bear

i hope aliens invade earth so all humans unite

i hope aliens invade earth so all humans unite  Confession Bear

I untagged every picture of me and my new niece so people wouldn't think I got knocked up

I untagged every picture of me and my new niece so people wouldn't think I got knocked up  Confession Bear

if anyone has a different opinion than me i automatically assume they are a fucking idiot without any further knowledge whatsoever because i believe i am superior to everyone else

if anyone has a different opinion than me i automatically assume they are a fucking idiot without any further knowledge whatsoever because i believe i am superior to everyone else  Confession Bear

If I didn't know them personally I don't really care

If I didn't know them personally I don't really care  Confession Bear

If you aren't thankful to those who raised you I assume that you're spoiled

If you aren't thankful to those who raised you I assume that you're spoiled  Confession Bear

I go on WTF before dinner To work up an appetite

I go on WTF before dinner To work up an appetite  Confession Bear
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