Confession Bear

I ALWAYS KISS UP TO MY TEACHERS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEMESTER SO THAT THEY DON'T CARE WHAT I DO FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER

I ALWAYS KISS UP TO MY TEACHERS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEMESTER SO THAT THEY DON'T CARE WHAT I DO FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER  Confession Bear

I think angry school boy is my best friends brother but i don't want to bring it up around him because those memes are almost 100 percent correct

I think angry school boy is my best friends brother  but i don't want to bring it up around him because those memes are almost 100 percent correct  Confession Bear

My boyfriend thinks he's giving me money to pay for my abortion secretly I'm using it to pay rent

My boyfriend thinks he's giving me money to pay for my abortion secretly I'm using it to pay rent  Confession Bear

When I was 10 I got some old poop stuck in me. The new poop would then sneak around the old poop and i'd shit myself fast without warning. I buried my tighty whities all over my parents old home. The yard is full of holes containing shitty, underwear fill

When I was 10 I got some old poop stuck in me. The new poop would then sneak around the old poop and i'd shit myself fast without warning. I buried my tighty whities all over my parents old home. The yard is full of holes containing shitty, underwear fill  Confession Bear

When im drunk i downvote things i would normally upvote

When im drunk i downvote things i would normally upvote  Confession Bear

I go on /r/shitredditsays because they link to threads that I think are hilarious

I go on /r/shitredditsays because they link to threads that I think are hilarious  Confession Bear

I hope the safe is empty. I have more fun watching Redditors freakout than seeing one succeed.

I hope the safe is empty. I have more fun watching Redditors freakout than seeing one succeed.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I tell my girlfriend my back hurts just so i can get a back massage, when it feels fine..

Sometimes I tell my girlfriend my back hurts just so i can get a back massage, when it feels fine..  Confession Bear

I hit someone with my car and fled the scene I have no idea if they're ok or not

I hit someone with my car and fled the scene I have no idea if they're ok or not  Confession Bear

I always tell my friends that there's nothing new with me, when they ask me Because I feel bad for them having a boring life

I always tell my friends that there's nothing new with me, when they ask me Because I feel bad for them having a boring life  Confession Bear
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