Confession Bear

I actually really like Panic! at the Disco

I actually really like Panic! at the Disco  Confession Bear

I don't pickup my dog's poop unless someone is watching

I don't pickup my dog's poop unless someone is watching  Confession Bear

If you wear white sunglasses I assume you're a douche

If you wear white sunglasses I assume you're a douche  Confession Bear

I cooked a healthy meal to lose weight Ate 4 times more than usual.

I cooked a healthy meal to lose weight Ate 4 times more than usual.   Confession Bear

MY PARENTS DIVORCED WHEN I WAS 3 AND MY DAD STILL MADE AN EFFORT TO VISIT BUT I DON'T LOVE HIM

MY PARENTS DIVORCED WHEN I WAS 3 AND MY DAD STILL MADE AN EFFORT TO VISIT BUT I DON'T LOVE HIM  Confession Bear

I lose respect for men who wax or shave their body

I lose respect for men who wax or shave their body  Confession Bear

I don't think Taco Bell's Fire Sauce is really that hot

I don't think Taco Bell's Fire Sauce is really that hot  Confession Bear

When I adjust weights at the gym I push the pin in fast to emulate the sound of a sword being sheathed

When I adjust weights at the gym I push the pin in fast to emulate the sound of a sword being sheathed  Confession Bear

I browse /r/funny/new for things that will never make the front page For my Facebook status

I browse /r/funny/new for things that will never make the front page For my Facebook status  Confession Bear

I LOVE IT WHEN I BREAK GIRLS' HEARTS

I LOVE IT WHEN I BREAK GIRLS' HEARTS  Confession Bear
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