Confession Bear

I told Mormon missionaries I believed in Jesus to get them to leave quicker Even though I am an Atheist

I told Mormon missionaries I believed in Jesus to get them to leave quicker Even though I am an Atheist  Confession Bear

Sometimes I leave my phone on do not disturb So I'll be "surprised" when I see I have a text from someone

Sometimes I leave my phone on do not disturb So I'll be

I don't care that he stole jokes I still thought Carlos Mencia was funny as hell

I don't care that he stole jokes I still thought Carlos Mencia was funny as hell  Confession Bear

I use misuse confession bear to bring attention to my good deeds Because it is an acceptable form of bragging on Reddit.

I use misuse confession bear to bring attention to my good deeds Because it is an acceptable form of bragging on Reddit.  Confession Bear

Lied to my professor that my brother committed suicide to get sympathy points I don't have a brother

Lied to my professor that my brother committed suicide to get sympathy points I don't have a brother  Confession Bear

when I was in my computer class in high school I took the vows out most of the keyboards

when I was in my computer class in high school I took the vows out most of the keyboards  Confession Bear

im that guy

 im that guy  Confession Bear

I use the same razor for my face and my balls

I use the same razor for my face and my balls  Confession Bear

I bite my fingernails and my toenails

I bite my fingernails and my toenails  Confession Bear

I pick my nose when my girlfriend isn't looking and flick my boogers in her purse

I pick my nose  when my girlfriend isn't looking and flick my boogers in her purse  Confession Bear
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