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I'm winning employee of the month at work Because I am sleeping with my boss

I'm winning employee of the month at work Because I am sleeping with my boss Confession Bear
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I enjoy it when people touch my phone's screen Because I ejaculate on it

I enjoy it when people touch my phone's screen Because I ejaculate on it Confession Bear
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i drunk drive in school zones in hopes of hitting kids and ruining people's lives lol

i drunk drive in school zones in hopes of hitting kids and ruining people's lives lol Confession Bear
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I actually like The Jeselink Offenive

I actually like The Jeselink Offenive Confession Bear
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as a binge drinker, my least favorite response to any question is "you don't remember?"

as a binge drinker, my least favorite response to any question is
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I WAS RAPED THROUGHOUT MY CHILDHOOD BY A MALE COUSIN, HIS FRIEND, AN UNCLE AND MY STEP SISTER

I WAS RAPED THROUGHOUT MY CHILDHOOD BY A MALE COUSIN, HIS FRIEND, AN UNCLE AND MY STEP SISTER Confession Bear
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Every time I do projects at the last minute, I make sure I write the date to a few days ago so my teacher wont think im a procastinator

Every time I do projects at the last minute, I make sure I write the date to a few days ago so my teacher wont think im a procastinator Confession Bear
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whenever I have a girl over for dinner i spike the salad dressing with cum because I believe it subconsciously conditions her to desire me

whenever I have a girl over for dinner i spike the salad dressing with cum because I believe it subconsciously conditions her to desire me Confession Bear
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I don't give a fuck if the world economy collapses if we prosecute bankers too big to jail

I don't give a fuck if the world economy collapses if we prosecute bankers too big to jail Confession Bear
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Even after working for multiple Italian restaurants, and eating plenty of Italian mothers sauces I still think Ragu and Prego taste just as good

Even after working for multiple Italian restaurants, and eating plenty of Italian mothers sauces I still think Ragu and Prego taste just as good Confession Bear
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