Confession Bear

I sometimes wish that I would get cancer So I could fight it and beat it, and everyone would think that I was awesome and fawn over me.

I sometimes wish that I would get cancer So I could fight it and beat it, and everyone would think that I was awesome and fawn over me.   Confession Bear

i could live without bacon

i could live without bacon  Confession Bear

I pretend to forget your name to make you feel you didn't matter to me. Except you do.

I pretend to forget your name to make you feel you didn't matter to me.
Except you do.  Confession Bear

I shower my friends and loved ones with gifts So that they feel obligated to care about me

I shower my friends and loved ones with gifts So that they feel obligated to care about me  Confession Bear

my wife thought i was bummed because i made too much food for dinner. I was actually bummed because she invited her sister over, who I’m more attracted to, and she didn't show up.

my wife thought i was bummed because i made too much food for dinner. I was actually bummed because she invited her sister over, who I’m more attracted to, and she didn't show up.  Confession Bear

When I'm alone and driving in my car I like to make homoerotic, incestual rap verses about my father

When I'm alone and driving in my car  I like to make homoerotic, incestual rap verses about my father  Confession Bear

I hate when people ask me what I like to do for fun because my hobbies aren't that interesting to hear.

I hate when people ask me what I like to do for fun because my hobbies aren't that interesting to hear.  Confession Bear

Something bad happened to me and a person made fun of me for it. Something equal or worse happened to that person and I never laughed so hard in my life.

Something bad happened to me and a person made fun of me for it. Something equal or worse happened to that person and I never laughed so hard in my life.  Confession Bear

I downvote people who complain about someone else getting downvoted Then downvote the original person

I downvote people who complain about someone else getting downvoted Then downvote the original person  Confession Bear

I don't tell my guy friends that I know have feelings for me when I'm in a relationship Because I'm scared they'll hate me

I don't tell my guy friends that I know have feelings for me when I'm in a relationship Because I'm scared they'll hate me  Confession Bear
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