Confession Bear

When i want to find a picture and caption it 'Murica I google obese people

When i want to find a picture and caption it 'Murica I google obese people  Confession Bear

China Should be nuked

China Should be nuked  Confession Bear

I was in a ritzy bathroom where you tip the attendant. I hovered at the toilet and pooped on the wall. I gave him an extra 25 cents.

I was in a ritzy bathroom where you tip the attendant.  I hovered at the toilet and pooped on the wall. I gave him an extra 25 cents.  Confession Bear

I should go to sleep But I hate my life and I'm going to keep drinking instead

I should go to sleep But I hate my life and I'm going to keep drinking instead  Confession Bear

Whenever I'm driving and some fast-paced hard rock is playing, I pretend like I'm a police patrolman rushing super fast to a crime in progress.

Whenever I'm driving and some fast-paced hard rock is playing, I pretend like I'm a police patrolman rushing super fast to a crime in progress.  Confession Bear

I USED TO RENT GAMES I OWNED AND SWAP THEM WITH MY SCRATCHED UNREADABLE COPIES

I USED TO RENT GAMES I OWNED AND SWAP THEM WITH MY SCRATCHED UNREADABLE COPIES  Confession Bear

Spent 2 weeks unsubscribing from email lists sad that I hardly get any email anymore.

Spent 2 weeks unsubscribing from email lists sad that I hardly get any email anymore.  Confession Bear

I keep my religious views to myself To keep my family happy and not have to listen to ignorant individuals that i work with

I keep my religious views to myself To keep my family happy and not have to listen to ignorant individuals that i work with  Confession Bear

I actually like all of the Chex Mix pieces

I actually like all of the Chex Mix pieces   Confession Bear

I am

 I am  Confession Bear
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