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I make a point to be really friendly to the hot new girl at work So I have something to aim for if things ever go wrong with my girlfriend

I make a point to be really friendly to the hot new girl at work So I have something to aim for if things ever go wrong with my girlfriend Confession Bear
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when reddit says its experiencing a heavy load right now please try again later i refresh the page immediately

when reddit says its experiencing a heavy load right now please try again later i refresh the page immediately Confession Bear
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I am not on the do not mail list Because I don't want to take the money away from USPS

I am not on the do not mail list Because I don't want to take the money away from USPS Confession Bear
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Me and my friend made a bet nobody could sleep with a certain girl and escape unharmed emotionally. I've spent my entire summer trying to prove him wrong, did, but now feel like too much of a dick to take credit.

Me and my friend made a bet nobody could sleep with a certain girl and escape unharmed emotionally. I've spent my entire summer trying to prove him wrong, did, but now feel like too much of a dick to take credit. Confession Bear
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I genuinely don't care about freshers' week

I genuinely don't care about freshers' week Confession Bear
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I told the science teacher the unpopular kid broke the ceiling light because the big black guy that actually broke it said he'd kick my ass if I told the truth

I told the science teacher the unpopular kid broke the ceiling light because the big black guy that actually broke it said he'd kick my ass if I told the truth Confession Bear
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The only good blowjob I've ever had Was off a girl that was so fat she wouldnt let me take all her clothes off when I fucked her

The only good blowjob I've ever had Was off a girl that was so fat she wouldnt let me take all her clothes off when I fucked her Confession Bear
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I left for a trip for 10 days.Before I left I covered every doorknob in my house in petroleum jelly My girlfriend is apparently allergic.

I left for a trip for 10 days.Before I left I covered every doorknob in my house in petroleum jelly My girlfriend is apparently allergic. Confession Bear
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Threw rocks on wet concrete Successfully pinned it on Socially Awkward kid who wasn't even there

Threw rocks on wet concrete Successfully pinned it on Socially Awkward kid who wasn't even there Confession Bear
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My Significant other was diagnosed with cancer . I have been stealing some of his Pain meds and snorting them. He thinks he's taking them and forgetting.

My Significant other was diagnosed with cancer . I have been stealing some of his Pain meds and snorting them. He thinks he's taking them and forgetting. Confession Bear
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