Confession Bear

I like packet teachers They save me the trouble of taking notes, sometimes even buying a textbook, and make it so I don't have to wait for the biggest dipshit in the class to learn what I learned 20 mins ago

I like packet teachers They save me the trouble of taking notes, sometimes even buying a textbook, and make it so I don't have to wait for the biggest dipshit in the class to learn what I learned 20 mins ago  Confession Bear

When I was in college, a girl i was dating fucked my roomate Whenever I went to see my friend who lives on her floor, I spat on her doorknob.

When I was in college, a girl i was dating fucked my roomate Whenever I went to see my friend who lives on her floor, I spat on her doorknob.  Confession Bear

I make up negative Yelp reviews to companies that put flyers on my car and door.

I make up negative Yelp reviews to companies that put flyers on my car and door.  Confession Bear

I don't support the troops

I don't support the troops  Confession Bear

When I get the message, "Reddit is under heavy load right now, please try again in a few minutes." I keep clicking until my front page loads.

When I get the message,

Everytime I read "hnnnngggg" in the comments I get strangely aroused but then have to think it might be a man saying it.

Everytime I read

I upvote people I disagree with so that people will get to my comment to upvote it

I upvote people I disagree with so that people will get to my comment to upvote it  Confession Bear

I think pregnancy is an elective illness

I think pregnancy is an elective illness  Confession Bear

I wish i had an overly attached girlfriend or scumbag stacy At least then I would have a girlfriend and can pretend someone cares about me.

I wish i had an overly attached girlfriend or scumbag stacy At least then I would have a girlfriend and can pretend someone cares about me.  Confession Bear

My brother-in-law and I are Eskimo-bros. But only the girl we shared and my wife (his sister) know about it.

My brother-in-law and I are Eskimo-bros.  But only the girl we shared and my wife (his sister) know about it.   Confession Bear
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