Confession Bear

All these posts about kids tables Ive never sat at one

All these posts about kids tables Ive never sat at one  Confession Bear

If a post contains a cat.... It is probably getting downvoted.

If a post contains a cat.... It is probably getting downvoted.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I don't upvote funny things So less people see it and it's easier to steal the joke

Sometimes I don't upvote funny things So less people see it and it's easier to steal the joke  Confession Bear

I give my oldest dog more attention because he will most likely die soonest

I give my oldest dog more attention because he will most likely die soonest  Confession Bear

I only wash my hands When someone else is in the bathroom to see me not washing my hands

I only wash my hands When someone else is in the bathroom to see me not washing my hands  Confession Bear

I open the microwave before the timer goes off But I don't clear the timer

I open the microwave before the timer goes off But I don't clear the timer  Confession Bear

When I tell someone I'm a DJ I automatically think they assume I'm an asshole

When I tell someone I'm a DJ I automatically think they assume I'm an asshole  Confession Bear

When I wear cologne to work I haven't showered in over 24 hours

When I wear cologne to work I haven't showered in over 24 hours  Confession Bear

I don't believe there are actually male feminists Just guys that will do anything because they want to have sex with female feminists.

I don't believe there are actually male feminists Just guys that will do anything because they want to have sex with female feminists.  Confession Bear

I used to tell my confessions Now I'm just judgmental

I used to tell my confessions Now I'm just judgmental  Confession Bear
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