Confession Bear

Whenever my girlfriend gets mad at me I tell her she's right even though i disagree completely

Whenever my girlfriend gets mad at me  I tell her she's right even though i disagree completely  Confession Bear

I'm twenty-six I just realized "smog" is a portmanteau of "smoke" and "fog"

I'm twenty-six I just realized

Sometimes when I cross the street I wish a car would just hit me

Sometimes when I cross the street I wish a car would just hit me  Confession Bear

I am an atheist

I am an atheist  Confession Bear

I have nothing to do at work but there is no way I'm telling my co-workers

I have nothing 
to do at work but there is no way I'm telling my co-workers  Confession Bear

The last time I was visiting my in-laws I sniffed my sister in laws dirty panties while everyone was asleep

The last time I was visiting my in-laws I sniffed my sister in laws dirty panties while everyone was asleep  Confession Bear

I hate people who remind me of myself

I hate people who remind me of myself  Confession Bear

My (now ex) best friend waited until I moved to got back together with her abusive ex Now, I hope that he abuses the dumb bitch.

My (now ex) best friend waited until I moved to got back together with her abusive ex Now, I hope that he abuses the dumb bitch.  Confession Bear

If there is a girl that ignores or rejects me.. I would imagine myself taking a bullet or a stabbing for her so then I can become her hero..

If there is a girl that ignores or rejects me.. I would imagine myself taking a bullet or a stabbing for her so then I can become her hero..  Confession Bear

I down vote funny stuff on r/new So I can steal it without my friends who only look at the front page knowing

I down vote funny stuff on r/new So I can steal it without my friends who only look at the front page knowing  Confession Bear
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