Confession Bear

I Like it when people leave their newspaper as litter on the bus It gives me something to read

I Like it when people leave their newspaper as litter on the bus It gives me something to read  Confession Bear

I LIKE MY PARENTS-IN-LAW BETTER THAN MY ACTUAL PARENTS

I LIKE MY PARENTS-IN-LAW BETTER THAN MY ACTUAL PARENTS  Confession Bear

When someone asks me to do a job, I do that job wrong So that someone will keep helping me and just do it for me

When someone asks me to do a job, I do that job wrong So that someone will keep helping me and just do it for me  Confession Bear

I'm at the settings menu What do you want the default background color to be?

I'm at the settings menu What do you want the default background color to be?  Confession Bear

On my way to the stream to catch some Salmon I found a campsite and made a mess looking for food

On my way to the stream to catch some Salmon I found a campsite and made a mess looking for food  Confession Bear

I like being the last one at work So I can poop undisturbed

I like being the last one at work So I can poop undisturbed  Confession Bear

If a female friend hands me her phone I will quickly swipe through her photo gallery to try to find nudes

If a female friend hands me her phone I will quickly swipe through her photo gallery to try to find nudes  Confession Bear

I prefer to not have any close friends because almost everyone I know is an idiot or an asshole

I prefer to not have any close friends because almost everyone I know is an idiot or an asshole  Confession Bear

I signed up to reddit to downvote all pun threads

I signed up to reddit to downvote all pun threads  Confession Bear

Sometimes I smoke in my car with my kids in the back Just to piss off nosy people

Sometimes I smoke in my car with my kids in the back Just to piss off nosy people  Confession Bear
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