Confession Bear

When my posts hit the front page of Reddit I get off on hitting refresh repeatedly and watching my upvotes grow with each click

When my posts hit the front page of Reddit I get off on hitting refresh repeatedly and watching my upvotes grow with each click  Confession Bear

When my flatmate is an unreasonable dick I urinate in his toiletries for revenge

When my flatmate is an unreasonable dick I urinate in his toiletries for revenge  Confession Bear

I think The bad joke eel is hilarious I laugh myself to tears almost every time

I think The bad joke eel is hilarious I laugh myself to tears almost every time  Confession Bear

I found the cure to cancer while feeding the homeless all While i I donated bone marrow to a random stranger

I found the cure to cancer while feeding the homeless all While i I donated bone marrow to a random stranger  Confession Bear

I spread a rumor to break my best friend and his girlfriend up Then I fucked her

I spread a rumor to break my best friend and his girlfriend up Then I fucked her  Confession Bear

I often secretly hope that my friends fail because it makes me look better

I often secretly hope that my friends fail because it makes me look better  Confession Bear

I Crapped in the woods.

 I Crapped in the woods.  Confession Bear

When the pilot tells me to turn off all electroncis I continue to use my phone and ipod

When the pilot tells me to turn off all electroncis  I continue to use my phone and ipod  Confession Bear

Whenever my post gets a lot of downvotes I delete it so everyone thinks I make decent posts

Whenever my post gets a lot of downvotes I delete it so everyone thinks I make decent posts  Confession Bear

I used my first hat on my own account

I used my first hat on my own account  Confession Bear
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