Confession Bear

I fucked up bad and my gf of five years threatened break up I used knowledge of psychology to turn it round and now she is apologising to me

I fucked up bad and my gf of five years threatened break up I used knowledge of psychology to turn it round and now she is apologising to me  Confession Bear

I'm glad the xbox one won't play previous gen games Now it will be easier to convince my brother to switch to playstation

I'm glad the xbox one won't play previous gen games Now it will be easier to convince my brother to switch to playstation  Confession Bear

I always wash my hands after using the bathroom If someone else is in there and will notice I didn't

I always wash my hands after using the bathroom If someone else is in there and will notice I didn't   Confession Bear

I told my boyfriend that allergies were making my eyes water while watching the Preakness I actually just cry whenever I watch horses running

I told my boyfriend that allergies were making my eyes water while watching the Preakness I actually just cry whenever I watch horses running  Confession Bear

Walk in de Paul's like "What up, I gotta shit.. FUCK!" "Ah, I just dumped an actual shit in a thrift shop."

Walk in de Paul's like

When I can't remember the last time I cleaned my room That's when I know it's time to clean my room

When I can't remember the last time I cleaned my room That's when I know it's time to clean my room  Confession Bear

I think The NSA is great

I think  The NSA is great   Confession Bear

i love when national tragedies happen because i get to stop working and watch tv for hours in the break room instead

i love when national tragedies happen because i get to stop working and watch tv for hours in the break room instead  Confession Bear

Sometimes I really enjoy stuff posted on r/cringe

Sometimes I really enjoy stuff posted on r/cringe  Confession Bear

I haven't put pants on all day

 I haven't put pants on all day  Confession Bear
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