Confession Bear

If you chew with your mouth open I automatically hate you

If you chew with your mouth open  I automatically hate you  Confession Bear

When I hear people talk about how much pain they went through for sport, I don't really care

When I hear people talk about how much pain they went through for sport, I don't really care  Confession Bear

I won't commit suicide to protect my family from the pain of dealing with it I resent them for it every day

I won't commit suicide to protect my family from the pain of dealing with it I resent them for it every day  Confession Bear

Sometimes I just think Fuck you redditors

Sometimes I just think Fuck you redditors  Confession Bear

I don't feel safe on a plane unless there's been a plane crash within the past month

I don't feel safe on a plane unless there's been a plane crash within the past month  Confession Bear

Whenever I order delivery when I'm alone I always order two meals so it looks like I have friends over

Whenever I order delivery when I'm alone I always order two meals so it looks like I have friends over  Confession Bear

I've never had a wet dream before because I fap too often

I've never had a wet dream before because I fap too often  Confession Bear

Every post I see with "holo" in the title I shun and mentally down vote.

Every post I see with

The Actual Advice Mallard Is becoming overused just like this was

The Actual Advice Mallard Is becoming overused just like this was  Confession Bear

I get excited after pooping Because I like to stand up and see what kind of poop it was

I get excited after pooping Because I like to stand up and see what kind of poop it was  Confession Bear
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