Confession Bear

I spend more time optimizing my game than playing it

I spend more time optimizing  my game than playing it  Confession Bear

I downvote every confession bear post I see about committing suicide

I downvote every confession bear post  I see about committing suicide  Confession Bear

I ACT NICE TO EVERYONE I MEET SO THEY CANT SCREW ME IN THE FUTURE BUT. . . I SECRETLY WANT TO TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF.

I ACT NICE TO EVERYONE I MEET SO THEY CANT SCREW ME IN THE FUTURE BUT.  .  . I SECRETLY WANT TO TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF.  Confession Bear

Our boss came into our area and gave us a talk about cutting down on internet usage I was browsing /r/WTF the entire time and made this after he left

Our boss came into our area and gave us a talk about cutting down on internet usage I was browsing /r/WTF the entire time and made this after he left  Confession Bear

I pee in the shower Every single time

I pee in the shower Every single time  Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish I was female just so I could pull out my tits for instant link karma

Sometimes I wish I was female just so I could pull out my tits for instant link karma  Confession Bear

Sometimes when my GF is passed out drunk I jack off onto her face because I'm bored

Sometimes when my GF is passed out drunk I jack off onto her face because I'm bored   Confession Bear

I act like I don't understand the material so people don't ask me for help

I act like I don't understand the material so people don't ask me for help  Confession Bear

If your reply to a facebook post is only a few seconds old I automatically think that you are posting bullshit

If your reply to a facebook post is only a few seconds old I automatically think that you are posting bullshit  Confession Bear

I don't wear a seatbelt Because I think I can avoid accidents

I don't wear a seatbelt Because I think I can avoid accidents  Confession Bear
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