Confession Bear

Whenever I see a white girl with a black guy I automatically assume the girl is trashy

Whenever I see a white girl with a black guy I automatically assume the girl is trashy  Confession Bear

My Best Friend Attempted Suicide And Ended Up In The ICU Unlike Everyone Else, I Didn't Cry

My Best Friend Attempted Suicide And Ended Up In The ICU Unlike Everyone Else, I Didn't Cry  Confession Bear

I like the first few whiffs of someone's secondhand smoke

I like the first few whiffs of someone's secondhand smoke  Confession Bear

CUSTOMER ASKED FOR A COUPLE OF ICE CUBES IN HIS DRINK AND I ONLY PUT ONE

CUSTOMER ASKED FOR A COUPLE OF ICE CUBES IN HIS DRINK AND I ONLY PUT ONE  Confession Bear

I USE A CONDOM EVERYTIME AND FAKE EVERY ORGASM

I USE A CONDOM EVERYTIME AND FAKE EVERY ORGASM  Confession Bear

I tell people I'm allergic to cigarette smoke Because it's the only way to make them not smoke in the same car / room as me

I tell people I'm allergic to cigarette smoke Because it's the only way to make them not smoke in the same car / room as me  Confession Bear

I called into work to let them know my 10 year old sister died and I was moving back home. I got my last check, got marked as "rehirable" and took my little sister to lunch

I called into work to let them know my 10 year old sister died and I was moving back home. I got my last check, got marked as

If I Was Marty McFly I Would Have Totally Fucked My Mother

If I Was Marty McFly I Would Have Totally Fucked My Mother  Confession Bear

I'll occasionally delete random girls from my boyfriend's facebook He never notices because he doesn't know them and just likes to look

I'll occasionally delete random girls from my boyfriend's facebook He never notices because he doesn't know them and just likes to look  Confession Bear

Sometimes when i'm at work I hold my bowels all day to see how big of a shit I can take later

Sometimes when i'm at work I hold my bowels all day to see how big of a shit I can take later  Confession Bear
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