Confession Bear

I like going to weddings Because i get a kick out of being prettier than the bride

I like going to weddings Because i get a kick out of being prettier than the bride   Confession Bear

I don't my brother getting fatter because he is letting me wear his pants that are too small for him

I don't my brother getting fatter because he is letting me wear his pants that are too small for him  Confession Bear

a human wrestled me for some sandwiches i threw the fight because he looked really hungry. then i ate him.

a human wrestled me for some sandwiches i threw the fight because he looked really hungry.  then i ate him.  Confession Bear

I told my boyfriend that one of my best friends died, so he would finally show me some affection without me having to literally ask for it.

I told my boyfriend that one of my best friends died, so he would finally show me some  affection without me having to literally ask for it.  Confession Bear

I anxiously awaited for the finale of "Joe Millionaire"

I anxiously awaited for the finale of

I watched my friend's pencil roll off his desk I did nothing

I watched my friend's pencil roll off his desk I did nothing  Confession Bear

I spoiled last night's episode of Game of Thrones for those who haven't seen it yet.

I spoiled last night's episode of Game of Thrones for those who haven't seen it yet.  Confession Bear

Phone conversations with my sister Are so fucking exhausting.

Phone conversations with my sister Are so fucking exhausting.  Confession Bear

When I deliver food to a person who doesn't tip I give them a topping they didn't ask for

When I deliver food to a person who doesn't tip I give them a topping they didn't ask for  Confession Bear

Sometimes I put on a mask and funnel a quarter gallon of milk into my butthole then I go to a public place and just explode in front of everyone

Sometimes I put on a mask and funnel a quarter gallon of milk into my butthole then I go to a public place and just explode in front of everyone  Confession Bear
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