Confession Bear

IF I HEAR YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR PARENTS BECUESE THEY DONT GIVE YOU THE NEWEST IPHONE EVERY YEAR I ASSUME THAT YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG

IF I HEAR YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR PARENTS BECUESE THEY DONT GIVE YOU THE NEWEST IPHONE EVERY YEAR I ASSUME THAT YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG  Confession Bear

I went to Hawaii on vacation and picked up a smoking hot girl in a bar, We got back to her place, started going at it, and I found out she was a he.

I went to Hawaii on vacation and picked up a smoking hot girl in a bar, We got back to her place, started going at it, and I found out she was  a  he.  Confession Bear

I Google people's obvious questions and find solutions online. I never tell those people the solution.

I Google people's obvious questions and find solutions online. I never tell those people the solution.  Confession Bear

I don't correct this annoying woman's form in my strength training classes Because I hope that she hurts herself and can't come back

I don't correct this annoying woman's form in my strength training classes Because I hope that she hurts herself and can't come back  Confession Bear

I GET MY HAIRCUT AT A SPANISH BARBER BECAUSE THEY DON'T TRY TO MAKE CONVERSATION

I GET MY HAIRCUT AT A SPANISH BARBER BECAUSE THEY DON'T TRY TO MAKE CONVERSATION  Confession Bear

When I slept over at my friend's house, his mom forced me to sleep in her master bed while she slept in the living room I was so horny that I masturbated there.

When I slept over at my friend's house, his mom forced me to sleep in her master bed while she slept in the living room I was so horny that I masturbated there.  Confession Bear

I hate twitter for causing a narcissistic generation but I love that I can now stalk my dating prospects

I hate twitter for causing a narcissistic generation  but I love that I can now stalk my dating prospects  Confession Bear

If someone my age says "what's good kid" I think their a child

If someone my age says

I regularly can't decide what time to put on the microwave So I just split the difference of the two numbers

I regularly can't decide what time to put on the microwave So I just split the difference of the two numbers  Confession Bear

I once watched my cousin take a shit and she never found out

I once watched my cousin take a shit and she never found out  Confession Bear
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