Confession Bear

I got a girl who I hated into bed with me. I put tabasco sauce on the condom.

I got a girl who I hated into bed with me. I put tabasco sauce on the condom.  Confession Bear

My science teacher entered my 69% as a 96%. Bringing my failing grade up to a B.

My science teacher entered my 69% as a 96%.  Bringing my failing grade up to a B.  Confession Bear

I browse reddit and youtube so often because they make me feel like i have friends

I browse reddit and youtube so often because they make me feel like i have friends  Confession Bear

I will never introduce my friends to Reddit because I'm afraid i'll never be funny to them again

I will never introduce my friends to Reddit because I'm afraid i'll never be funny to them again  Confession Bear

I told my girlfriend that i had to work on prom night because i didnt want to spend the money to go

I told my girlfriend that i had to work on prom night because i didnt want to spend the money to go  Confession Bear

I subconsciously challenge myself to not find the post funny unfortunately, I usually succed

I subconsciously challenge myself to not find the post funny  unfortunately, I usually succed  Confession Bear

I tell people about interesting articles I've read, But I really just read the titles and comments on Reddit.

I tell people about interesting articles I've read, But I really just read the titles and comments on Reddit.   Confession Bear

I haven't been to work in three days because the area manager has been sick and can't meet with me I hope I'm fired so I can sue

I haven't been to work in three days because the area manager has been sick and can't meet with me I hope I'm fired so I can sue   Confession Bear

WHEN SOMEONE ENDS A STATEMENT WITH "JUST SAYING" I ASSUME THEY'RE AN ASSHOLE

WHEN SOMEONE ENDS A STATEMENT WITH

I let the pig follow me around So I can eat him if I run out of honey

I let the pig follow me around  So I can eat him if I run out of honey  Confession Bear
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