Confession Bear

The only reason i spend the night at my friend's house Is to sleep in his tempurpedic bed

The only reason i spend the night at my friend's house Is to sleep in his tempurpedic bed  Confession Bear

I unsubscribe from /r/funny Until I think of something to post that a 12 year old would upvote.

I unsubscribe from /r/funny  Until I think of something to post that a 12 year old would upvote.  Confession Bear

The only reason I work out as much as I do is so I can eat junk food and not get disgustingly obese

The only reason I work out as  much as I do is so I can eat junk food and not get disgustingly obese  Confession Bear

Neighbor removed laundry from dryer because they were impatient opened their dryer so they can waste more of their day.

Neighbor removed laundry from dryer because they were impatient opened their dryer so they can waste more of their day.  Confession Bear

Cant help but think all the bad luck brian memes sound like true stories

Cant help but think all the bad luck brian memes sound like true stories  Confession Bear

If you phrase your confession as a conditional then I hate you

If you phrase your confession as a conditional then I hate you  Confession Bear

You're old boyfriend used to beat you and forbid drug use outside his supervision? Now I understand

You're old boyfriend used to beat you and forbid drug use outside his supervision? Now I understand  Confession Bear

I frequently lie to my wife by apologizing for whatever bullshit she's upset about at the time

I frequently lie to my wife by apologizing for whatever bullshit she's upset about at the time  Confession Bear

I've never seen star wars and I don't care

I've never seen star wars and I don't care  Confession Bear

i hate to say this but kiefer is much better than hayter

i hate to say this but kiefer is much better than hayter  Confession Bear
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