Confession Bear

I came home drunk and shit on my own lawn And when my dad stepped in it I blamed it on the dog

I came home drunk and shit on my own lawn And when my dad stepped in it I blamed it on the dog  Confession Bear

I like it when the Rockies play an away game at AT&T Park Because you Giants fans are so nice and upvote everything I say

I like it when the Rockies play an away game at AT&T Park Because you Giants fans are so nice and upvote everything I say  Confession Bear

My pussy is sore from too much hard fucking AND I CRAVE MORE

My pussy is sore from too much hard fucking AND I CRAVE MORE  Confession Bear

People say I'm patient and very good with babies. I just can't stand their crying so I rather shut them up distracting them.

People say I'm patient and very good with babies. I just can't stand their crying so I rather shut them up distracting them.  Confession Bear

when i comment on something i want to start an argument

when i comment on something i want to start an argument  Confession Bear

Sometimes I dumb down the way that I talk So my less intelligent friends will understand me in one try

Sometimes I dumb down the way that I talk  So my less intelligent friends will understand me in one try  Confession Bear

I downvote every success kid meme without reading it Because I hate babies and think they're disgusting

I downvote every success kid meme without reading it Because I hate babies and think they're disgusting  Confession Bear

Whenever someone tells me there's a simple solution to a complex problem I immediately assume they're an idiot with nothing useful to say

Whenever someone tells me there's a simple solution to a complex problem I immediately assume they're an idiot with  nothing useful to say  Confession Bear

I didn't call my mom today Because I don't think she's that great of a mother and don't call her most days

I didn't call my mom today Because I don't think she's that great of a mother and don't call her most days  Confession Bear

i make memes not just because I enjoy the karma but that i like the fact that i can use something that's free to make a random stranger's day

i make memes not just because I enjoy the karma but that i like the fact that i can use something that's free to make a random stranger's day  Confession Bear
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