Confession Bear

I don't know my neighbours' names. But I know many of my neighbours' pets' names.

I don't know my neighbours' names. But I know many of my neighbours' pets' names.  Confession Bear

I've seen half a season of Firefly and found it pretty boring.

I've seen half a season of Firefly and found it
pretty boring.  Confession Bear

I wish I had the willpower to work out consistently or to be anorexic.

I wish I had the willpower to work out consistently or to be anorexic.  Confession Bear

Talks of scaling down the janitorial staff I took a huge dump on the bathroom floor and pissed all over the wall

Talks of scaling down the janitorial staff I took a huge dump on the bathroom floor and pissed all over the wall  Confession Bear

I think I may have homosexual tendencies because I get mildly aroused when I take a large shit

I think I may have homosexual tendencies because I get mildly aroused when I take a large shit  Confession Bear

I send one of my employees on unnecessary business trips all the time So that I can sleep with his wife more often

I send one of my employees on unnecessary business trips all the time So that I can sleep with his wife more often  Confession Bear

Broke up with my girlfriend because I hated her 10 year old daughter

Broke up with my girlfriend because I hated her 10 year old daughter  Confession Bear

I'd rather see Nancy Grace get life in prison Than Jodi Arias

I'd rather see Nancy Grace get life in prison Than Jodi Arias  Confession Bear

I browse Confession Bear memes on Reddit So I can write short stories about all the awful shit people have done without actually talking to them about it

I browse Confession Bear memes on Reddit So I can write short stories about all the awful shit people have done without actually talking to them about it  Confession Bear

I tell my drinking buddies I only smoke when I drink They don't know I'm an alcoholic

I tell my drinking buddies I only smoke when I drink They don't know I'm an alcoholic  Confession Bear
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