Confession Bear

My maladaptive daydreaming is so bad that everything my friends now about me is a lie

My maladaptive daydreaming is so bad that everything my friends now about me is a lie  Confession Bear

I want the FBI to find the Boston Bombers and Patriot Act the shit out of them

I want the FBI to find the Boston Bombers and Patriot Act the shit out of them  Confession Bear

I pee in a cup in my room because I'm too lazy to walk to the bathroom

I pee in a cup in my room because I'm too lazy to walk to the bathroom  Confession Bear

Sometimes I like getting stuck in traffic It's the only place nobody wants something from me

Sometimes I like getting stuck in traffic It's the only place nobody wants something from me  Confession Bear

I tell people I'm on my way 10 minutes before I'm ready Then blame my tardiness on traffic

I tell people I'm on my way 10 minutes before I'm ready Then blame my tardiness on traffic  Confession Bear

My roommate is a complete bitch to her boyfriend. They just signed a one-year lease together. I can't wait to see them break up. He deserves much better.

My roommate is a complete bitch to her boyfriend. They just signed a one-year lease together. I can't wait to see them break up. He deserves much better.  Confession Bear

I am liberal and generally rely on the internet for more accurate news reporting i watch fox news for the sexy anchor ladies

I am liberal and generally rely on the internet for more accurate news reporting i watch fox news for the sexy anchor ladies  Confession Bear

SOMETIMES I WISH LINCOLN LET THE SOUTH SECEDE THE NORTH WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT THEM

SOMETIMES I WISH LINCOLN LET THE SOUTH SECEDE  THE NORTH WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT THEM  Confession Bear

I SUBMITTED MY EX GIRLFRIEND'S PHONE NUMBER, EMAIL, AND HOME ADDRESS TO EVERY SURVEY SITE I COULD BECAUSE SHE WAS A CUNT

I SUBMITTED MY EX GIRLFRIEND'S PHONE NUMBER, EMAIL, AND HOME ADDRESS TO EVERY SURVEY SITE I COULD BECAUSE SHE WAS A CUNT  Confession Bear

My ex bf of three years used to put me down, never want sex, went to Finland to see a girl he met over WoW and I'm pretty sure he had sex with her. I would still go back to him if he asked as I'm desperately lonely and I don't think I'm attractive enough

My ex bf of three years used to put me down, never want sex, went to Finland to see a girl he met over WoW and I'm pretty sure he had sex with her. I would still go back to him if he asked as I'm desperately lonely and I don't think I'm attractive enough   Confession Bear
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