Confession Bear

I would love To kill the e-trade baby

I would love To kill the e-trade baby  Confession Bear

When I see a post with a foreign country in the title I don't give a fuck

When I see a post with a foreign country in the title I don't give a fuck  Confession Bear

I will upvote anything with a simpsons reference.

I will upvote anything with a simpsons reference.  Confession Bear

Whenever somebody shows me a new song I hate it because it wasn't me who found it

Whenever somebody shows me a new song I hate it because it wasn't me who found it  Confession Bear

I absolutely hate Washing my hands

I absolutely hate Washing my hands   Confession Bear

I ran out of clean underwear two weeks ago

I ran out of clean underwear two weeks ago  Confession Bear

I purposely give shitty high fives So people won't try to give me another one

I purposely give shitty high fives So people won't try to give me another one  Confession Bear

I leave a tip and say, "Sorry this is all the cash I have." It's not all the cash I have.

I leave a tip and say,

I won't tell my wife to go make me a sandwich because I make better sandwiches

I won't tell my wife to go make me a sandwich because I make better sandwiches  Confession Bear

I only chose to live with my father because he has more money than my mom

I only chose to live with my father because he has more money than my mom  Confession Bear
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