Confession Bear

I only seed torrents on accident

I only seed torrents on accident  Confession Bear

I saw an elderly lady crash her car But I kept driving because I'd just picked up a fresh pizza.

I saw an elderly lady crash her car But I kept driving because I'd just picked up a fresh pizza.   Confession Bear

I downvote people who anthropomorphize their pets. There's no way the animal is really thinking those things.

I downvote people who anthropomorphize their pets. There's no way the animal is really thinking those things.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I want my uber-conservative friends to become poor and have to rely on government programs

Sometimes I want my uber-conservative friends to become poor and have to rely on government programs  Confession Bear

I make confession bear memes About things nobody fucking cares about

I make confession bear memes About things nobody fucking cares about  Confession Bear

I test my posts on imgur and I'm not funny on either site.

I test my posts on imgur and I'm not funny on either site.  Confession Bear

If you argue for high capacity, full-auto weapons I think you're one step closer to shooting up a theater than I am

If you argue for high capacity, full-auto weapons I think you're one step closer to shooting up a theater than I am  Confession Bear

whenever i see that somebody owns axe body spray i automatically assume they fell for that chick magnet bullshit

whenever i see that somebody owns axe body spray i automatically assume they fell for that chick magnet bullshit  Confession Bear

i don't mind internet explorer

i don't mind internet explorer  Confession Bear

If you call a spider a 'nope' or say 'kill it with fire' I will downvote you.

If you call a spider a 'nope' or say 'kill it with fire' I will downvote you.  Confession Bear
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